Last night I dreamed that I was going out the a movie with my aunt in Salt Lake City. We were driving, but couldn't remember how to get to the theater, so we decided to stop for dinner at a large outdoor bistro/parking lot thing (just east of the Triad Center, for anyone who knows the area).
We were sitting outside, people watching and gazing at fish in a huge aquarium. I looked over toward that street and noticed a goat head on the side of the road. I was thinking that was odd, when: disaster!
A huge earthquake began to shake the ground. The pavement began to crumble beneath us, revealing that the entire city of Salt Lake was, brace yourself, built on a seemingly endless span of goat heads! As my aunt and I were helping to evacuate the screaming masses, I kept thinking, "That is so unsafe! How could they do that? Build an entire city on something so structurally unsound? So irresponsible!"
I find it funny that I wasn't wondering, "Goat heads? Where did all these goat heads come from? Why goat heads?" I was just completely outraged that "they" would develop a large city on something so hazardous. It was so unethical! Ha, ha!
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